glossless:

a gif of dwight calling you an idiot forever

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Once in a while, it really hits people that they don’t have to experience life in the way they have been told to."

-Alan Knightley (via wordsthat-speak)

(Source: tiodl)

Grieves is literally the only thing getting me through these next couple of weeks.

hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial)

"“Where do you see yourself in five years?” I don’t fucking know, man. I don’t know where I’m gonna be next week. I’m just gonna ride it till the wheels fall off."

-Sean “Slug” Daley (Atmosphere)  (via streetsaheadfandom)

vinebox:

When you see your ex with someone new.

stay-honest:

I swear every white kid had one of these carpets
undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken
goodbye to having a life. i hate having two jobs already. #workflow